I NEED THIS FOR REASONS

There is a long story behind this.
JonTheWild has a character named Caedis, whom he also made his player character in Skyrim. He was attacked by a group of... I don't remember what. Mighta been Dawnguard since he's a vampire. Anyways, he proceeds to shoot them all with his bound bow, killing them successfully, and as he's exploring the bodies for spoils, he sees that this orc has an arrow unfortunately in his bum. So he proceeds to drag the orc into the middle of the road as an example, proclaiming "I need this for reasons!" and "He will be an example!" to me as he did so.
Sadly he then fought a necromancer who raised the orc, who shortly after turned into a pile of ash.

Oh, also, I got my new tablet. ;D